We pigs have had enough. Phase 1 of new world order now in full swing.

For eons of time, man and pig have been involved in a one sided relationship. One sided in that we pigs get to watch our entire family slaughtered and eaten by you, eventually experiencing this fate ourselves. While man enjoys consuming every last bit of us. Not what you would call a mutually beneficial arrangement.

Think about it, what part of the pig body do you not consume? You even found a way to eat our feet. And let me stop you before you blurt out a certain body part you think you don’t consume with a simple, delicious reply…sausage.

But while you were busy adding bacon to your hamburgers, ham to your omelets and sausage to your pizzas, you also started to degrade the very animal that was giving you so much pleasure. If someone is a messy individual, you refer to him simply as a “pig”. If you’re greedy and selfish, that person is labeled a "hog". In a book about a pig befriending a spider, then doing the stand up thing and raising one of the spider’s kids when the mother dies, the book’s title mentions only the spider. You tried to make it up to us years later with Babe, but it was too little, too late.

Attempts at this sort of thing have been made before. But where mad cow disease and avian flu failed, we will not. Only when you realized just how powerful our group is did you start to refer to us as “swine”, rather than the derogatory pig. Egypt is even going all "Herod" on us, commanding all pigs in the country be destroyed. Again, too little too late. Since you are now powerless to stop us, it is best for you to sit back and await phase 2. It will be swift. It will be just. The time is now.

Sincerely,


Pig Brigade


P.S. – The prophecy said there would be a black President when pigs fly. Well what do you know? One hundred days in and a Swine Flu! Sorry, that’s a little pig humor. Enjoy Dying!